Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI

An adaptation of the famous quote, by those who worked at IVI Travel

"Life's a bitch and then you die, but first you work at IVI" -- right, Walter.

by denkifuro August 11, 2012

Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie

One can prove how much money they can make.

If i say it will rain tommorow-then there is possiblity that might rain but what are the odds?

if i say 5 & 5 is ten.be it today or tommorrow the answer will still be the same

in a nutshell you can't fight numbers they are always (if logically) correct Women lie Men lie but the numbers don't lie"

by Jajaaa23 December 10, 2012

wants to date but nothing serious

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.

ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.

by EC's Dating terminology May 27, 2017

Weird flex but ok

when someones boosting/bragging something dumb or irrelevant af

them: i like u
me: weird flex but okay.

by 6ixFigures October 27, 2018

sounds fake but ok

Anytime your girlfriend Kimberly doesn't believe the sweet lovey dovey things you tell her; she gives you this response. "Sounds fake but okay."

Me "you're so perfect. You blow my mind with everything you do."
Kimberly "sounds fake but ok"

by Yunggoonshot July 16, 2017

anywhere but here

im amazed at how the author of this definition spends his/her time slating other peoples defititions (or lack of), only to offer their OPINION on this band (who no-one has heard of) as a FACT.
FACT...you are a twat.
OPINION...ABH are good.

"In my opinion, ABH are great.but i know, if we were to apply scientific rigour to this theory,we would quickly realise that it is utter bullshit.And all my opinions thereafter should be considered WRONG!"

by phil k April 24, 2005

Weird Flex But Ok

An overused term that people use to make themselves sound funny but in reality, they sound fucking retarded.

Osama Bin Laden - I want to be on CNN, we get plane and taxi to NYC.

George Bush - Weird flex but ok.

by TrumpWithTheStump November 1, 2018