beefy biscuits

When you drop a huge shit log that smells like rotting cattle carcasses. Only counts if it is one of those smells that can peal the paint of the bathroom walls and make you pass out and die if you do not flee the room quickly enough. Fair warning to all potential bathroom entrants is a must.

I just finished dropping off a bunch of beefy biscuits in the shitter.

Man that bathroom smells like beefy biscuits. God I think I'm gonna pass out and die!

by darkknight430 October 08, 2014

Bowl Biscuit

A leftover Turd in a bathroom toilet.

Oh man... someone left a nasty Bowl Biscuit in the shitter. I had better flush it down...

Turd Poo Dump Crap Shit

by Stank22 November 15, 2015

Biscuit Burner

A degenerate middle school/high school aged child who runs up behind people with a lighter and sets their crotch area on fire. The child will then proceed to yell about how they got "Biscuit Crisped" and then runs off leaving the man with a burning cock n' balls.

Bob: Who is that?

Joe: That's Billy, he's the worst Biscuit Burner in town.

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL January 06, 2021

biscuits and cheese

Knees. Cockney derivative rhyming slang.

Ouch me fucking biscuits and cheese.

by Adamphetamine December 01, 2016

jazz biscuits

Cakes, usually brownies, that are made psychoactive with weed.

It was just after 6pm when the jazz biscuits began to take hold.

by Ergodic Hypercube February 02, 2018

Dirty Biscuits

You fuxk her in the ass and then cum into a biscuit and s/he eats it. Extra points if it’s a Red Lobster biscuit or have gravy/choc sauce.

Oh I had breakfast, we did dirty biscuits with left over Red Lobster biscuits this morning.

by GinanJuc November 01, 2023

Dome Biscuit

Slang Term Used For Your Head, Also Commonly Used Term For A Hat, That You Wear On Your Head Or The "Dome Biscuit."

Yo Bro, That's An Awesome Dome Biscuit Your Wearing!

by Tank Beaster April 20, 2018