Based God

The Based God is more commonly know by it's scientific name "Paris japonica." This organism has over 150 billion base pairs of DNA in it's genome, 50 times more than the human genome, making the Paris japonica the true based god of the physical world.

I'm talking a pilgrimage to Japan to see the Based God

by bread harrity March 10, 2013

Second Base

In relationship/sexual terminology, this is the Stage in dating where while making out, the couple strokes and touches one-another, by either feeling or massaging the breasts or butt, or even doing Both in Unison.

This can also be the stage of making love while still having cloths on.

"Today at lunch, Dan was bragging about him and Carly made it to Second Base. I was all like, 'ya, right'. Then, I Swear I saw Carly later with a Hicky."

by SMX February 8, 2013

Hungarian Baseball

a sexual move in which 3 people are invlolved. 1 catcher, 1 batter, and 1 pitcher. the pitcher stands with their legs apart and poops, the batter gets on his knees and hits the poop with his penis, the catcher then tries to catch the poop in his mouth.

Dooood, i heard max and justin played hungarian baseball with her and scored a home run.

That chick at the club last night was totally asking for some hungarian baseball.

by andrew blastoise October 24, 2010

Baseball

a sport mostly populated by gays and bisexuals..

Cameron Frezon was playing baseball knew he was gay

by hhhhahhhdhaidhaidhiahd July 26, 2016

canadian baseball

The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.

"Dude my hockey stick broke. What else is there to do?"
"We could play some Canadian Baseball."

by jmnan76 March 24, 2010

119th base

when you have sex while eating ice cream

Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?

Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite

by ihacklover April 25, 2010

all your base

Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-


CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?

Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house


Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004