Australian

A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).

Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.

by 239429034802 July 25, 2024

australian sex

Sensual licking of the back and spine, from neck to tailbone

During the back rub, he included some kisses, but used his tongue and gave thrilling Australian sex instead.

by Booksquirm July 27, 2024

Australian Spitroast

When you spitroast a minecraft sheep.

She Australian Spitroast on me till i lamb

by m4gethecat August 1, 2024

Australian Jayne

A Jayne from Australia whose name is Jayne. Usually to imply a woman that enjoys boring hikes and long walks on days they could’ve spent having fun zip-lining or going to a water park.

A Jayne who can’t spell worth a shit to save her life

“Ah, man, you must know an Australian Jayne. She’s super boring and only wants to hike or play a board game. She must be from Australia.”

“Nah mates I dont wanna hav fun and go zi p linningg, whhat u guyes think abut injoying a good hyke insteaad?

by Stanislavbogomolov August 3, 2024

Australian Breath Mint

The act of gaping your partners anus, then shooting tic tacs in the open hole like basketball while yelling, "From down unda!".

I gave my girl the ol Australian Breath Mint last night.

by Goshaveyourballsyoudustyoldfar August 14, 2024

Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.

1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!

by spriggan. September 13, 2023

Australia

They come second.
But seconed is 1st place for losers.

1974 out, 1975 well they needed to copy em. Australia!

by There's a stain on your lepel. September 27, 2023