by bigbarbie86 October 27, 2015
Get the german army hatmug. Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
Get the Jesus's Armymug. by Bacon Army hater 69430 March 14, 2022
Get the Bacon armymug. "You're seriously going into another work field? Jesus, one day you're gonna become a Swiss Army Guy."
by Loapher May 30, 2022
Get the Swiss Army Guymug. The best game ever, a super shooter featuring an army man in an explosion war, got a sequel with new mechanics and a sandbox version
Guy 1:Were you playing games all night again?!
Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!
Guy 1: understandable have a good day
Guy 2: Oh man, super shooter army man explosion war number 2 just came out!
Guy 1: understandable have a good day
by Average High School Student December 27, 2021
Get the super shooter army man explosion war number 2mug. The fandom of BTS
BTS paved the way.
Kpoppies seem to hate the word and get pressed every time they see the word.
BTS paved the way.
Kpoppies seem to hate the word and get pressed every time they see the word.
hey did you hear?
hear what?
ARMYs are the most respectful fandom and people seem to take credit of what they do.
hear what?
ARMYs are the most respectful fandom and people seem to take credit of what they do.
by army best fandom November 7, 2020
Get the armysmug. Daniella army; refers to someone who is degenerate or either stupid in the worst possible way. They are considered a manipulative person and very annoying in a friend group.
by Daniella army August 16, 2021
Get the Daniella armymug.