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smelly angus

Having Anal Sex With That Creepy Ass Dude Who Has Spent His Entire Professional Career At The Local Hardees.
"Hey, She's Totally a Ringer For A Smelly Angus."
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Jefferson's Anus

Similar to Jackson's Mustache and Hamilton's Mustache, Jefferson's Anus is when, the morning after you have sex, but before she wakes up, you cum on the girls asshole and jam a nickel in. This is usually for cab fare. This is only practiced by truly douchey dickbags.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?

Douchey Dickbag: I don't know, brah, but I gave her Jefferson's Anus when I got up! Pound it!
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
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Anusbungler

A derisive term, aiming at the target's fond love for mangling poop-chutes.
"Mike Piazza is such an anusbungler"
by Justin Hayabusa April 6, 2003
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Anus Fresh

the stinky but enticing smell of an anus after an excretion of bowels takes place
by longranger August 28, 2003
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anused

It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.

It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed
e.g.

"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"

"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"

"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight
by Byron Mashumba May 10, 2006
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Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!
My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!
by Noel James July 17, 2007
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anuscunt

1. It is a composite word of cunt and anus. Both derogatory words. Anuscunt is simply a combination of these two words,to emphasize the unpleasantness.

2. An anus being used as a cunt; i.e. an anus being penetrated by some object of penislike nature.
1: "For fuck sake Ted, stop being such an anuscunt and do the damn dishes!"

2: "Seeing as you are a man, just like me, I will have to have sex with your anuscunt."
by TheKozz August 15, 2008
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