Asshole Brown

Simply, the color of the skin surrounding one's puckered anus.

"I would to exchange this guitar strap for another one please because the color of this one is very similar to asshole brown." Raw sienna

by Big Brown Johnson February 15, 2010

Asshole McFaggot

An employee of McDonald's restaurant, normally operating the drive-thru speaker apparatus who generally regards you as the idiot, even though you have a real job and his job is to cater to you: the less inferior of the human race.

Asshole McFaggot: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
You: Yeah, I want a double cheeseburger and a small fry.
McFaggot: I have a McDouble and a small fry, is that correct?
You: No. a DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.
Faggot: Oh....ok. Go ahead and pull up to the window.
You to friend in the passenger seat: What an asshole mcfaggot.

by Jamaican Gerald December 27, 2009

asshole in a truck

A term used to describe a bad driver of a truck, 4WD or ute. See song often sung by drivers.

"I'm an asshole in a truck
I'm an asshole in a truck
I cannot drive for shit
I'm an asshole in a truck".

by John Barratt August 20, 2008

asshole head

The illusion of a dirty anus that it created on the heads of fake blondes as their roots come in when they have a cowlick.

"Girl, you gotta get your hair colored again. You're getting asshole head."

by Markazzmark October 16, 2012

asshole is throwing up

the involuntary act of shitting which usually leaves your asshole burning. this is when you have a case of the runs, and you finally make it to the toilet and your gut involuntaryly sucks in and the shit squirts out automaticly. Jus like puking but out the other end. the only difference is that u cant use your finger to induce this kind of throwing up!

man 1: Damn man that didnt take long!
man 2: Yeah I know...thats cause ma asshole is throwing up.

by kristyrose2727 May 21, 2007

asshole crumbs

Sporadic, weak or low-investment gestures of interest from a suiter or would-be partnerm that obscures the fact that the suiter or would be partner is not actually invested in the relationship. Often employed to keep the relationship just barely going in a way that does not heavily burden the person delivering the asshole crumbs but keeps his or her options perennially open.

After we had sex the first time she said she is scared that she is falling in love with me, but since then all I've gotten is a text now and then and some other asshole crumbs. OR : Narcissists are very good at sprikling some asshole crumbs in front of you just as you're about to completely write them off.

by Bill from Boston April 11, 2017

Asshole - NIRVANA

"No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone else's expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)"

EVERYBODY knows one!

by Yo! April 17, 2004