Cubi-Asshole

Pronounced-{coo-Bye..Asshole}
Cubi-Asshole; slang for goodbye friend.
YOU- Eyy dude, I have to go home and do the do's
FRIEND- Ight Cubi-Asshole

Also: CUBI' MEAGHAN
by jmilla1818 October 22, 2008
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sleeper asshole

one who seems nice, but is actually an asshole
she seemed nice but she was a sleeper asshole!
by strissskjghlisrdhgpaiwustripfi November 30, 2019
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asshole weed

when inmates shove weed so far up their rectum it doesn’t come out when the cough for an asshole check.
guys i coughed so hard and my asshole weed didn’t come out of my asshole
by crustydiscarge69 February 05, 2021
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ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
by Josty2001 January 08, 2018
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asshole cookie

It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
by Cookiemonsta123456789 February 13, 2018
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respected asshole

Adj. A oxymoron to describe a person who is highly respected but at the same time, this person gets away with being an asshole due to established hierarchy status.
Example:
1."My boss is the biggest "respected asshole" I have ever known.

2. "Hey that punk ass mod banned me for getting tired of his shit!" "Fuck him, from now on hes a "very overly respected asshole!"
by noneofyourfuckingbusness May 12, 2012
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January Asshole

A completely clean, almost white asshole with no leaves on the trees.
"Ah man, I'm so glad that girl I was with had a January Asshole. Otherwise I might have something worse than just this hangover."
by CakeBadger March 03, 2015
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