top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Top Dweller

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit

Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks

by BarbarianMacks May 10, 2008

top end

The maximum speed of a vehicle

That car will do 150mph at the top end

by BT4a November 5, 2011

Up Top

Origins unknown. For those living in a state below New York along the eastern seaboard, it refers to New York.

Ant: Yo, Susan when you going back up top?
Susan: I fly into Laguardia tomorrow.

by Jacques February 5, 2005

Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Top deck

v. to top deck: a house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top deck after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008