Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

Tom, Dick and Harry

Thomas, Richard, and Harold

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 4, 2023

Richard Rene Figueroa

Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.

Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.

by joshuahellogus April 8, 2023

Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls

Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Richard

Two words,
Super sexy.

Dang... He's hot, he must be a Richard.

by whyrulokin@me April 28, 2023

Richard

The long way of saying dick, saying Richard usually is referring to a big dick like how pen is the short way of saying penis.

My, Richard fucked another child

by Your Mother's fucker May 10, 2023

Richard

Supports steph curry for some fucking reason. "cuz hes the best player in the league rn" stfu loser. he lost 4-2 to lebron

my name's richard i like pale asians with wolf hair and love steph curry

by william maskery May 14, 2023