ghetto chair

A chair not fit for the placing of ones ass. Usually due to some sort of deformity, or missing part.

Sara: I fell out of my chair!

Dan: Damn...that's one ghetto chair, WOMAN!!

by S|A|T|U|R|N July 19, 2005

Ghetto Bluetooth

N. A phone (old school phone receiver) fastened to the user's head using some form of head-wear; in this case a head band.

My drunk-ass friend was walking around hands-free with his ghetto bluetooth

by peaches14 February 10, 2010

ghetto-blasting

a person of African-American persuasion becoming frustrated and subsequently engaging in oral combat with heavy usage of the English dialect commonly referred to as "ebonics."

That bitch got so mad at the cashier, she began ghetto-blasting his honkey ass!

by Lunchbox113 March 13, 2008

ghetto coffee

Crack, meth, or cocaine

I need to cram for a test, I better get some ghetto coffee.

by Jon Rose May 9, 2006

ghetto revival

"King of the Burbs" AKA John Brown who is an ENTITY. A momvement aimed at reviving the Ghetto spirtually, economically, socially, and most importantly RESPECTFULLY!!! Rep your Tall-tee, Rep ying-yang twins, Rep your Hood, Rep Wu-Tang, and most importantly rep Ghetto Revial.

Lets get this franchise poppin!

Ghetto Revival is in the Building!

by LaMontt March 5, 2007

ghetto vision

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels

yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision

by byron williams May 13, 2005

Ghetto pool

To play defense when playing pool. This is done by knocking your balls in front of pockets, knocking the cue ball in a bad spot, or knocking an opponents balls in to bad spots. Ususally done when behind or when playing a superior player. See nigger pool

I can't believe he played ghetto pool at the familiy reunion.

by teabag September 22, 2006