Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017

Fat basket

Stomach

"I ate way too much, my fat basket is killing me"

by Not_a_regulario January 13, 2020

fat ass

a person that is lazy. sits on ass all-day

my mom is a fat ass.

by wywywywywywywyw January 21, 2020

fat fungfug

a squirmy lil worm with perm

Woah! look at that fat fungfug on the log!

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 10, 2020

Fat Fuck

A dangerous combination of massive obesity and stupidity whose also an overweight good for nothing person who refuses to work and relies on other people to take care of them.

Nic is a fat fuck

by MrShagYourMom February 12, 2020

Fat lily

Lily loves to be called fat. It is one of her main fettishes. Everyone loves lily! Lily is shit at debate. Lily is a controversial figure who doesn't know when to keep her big mouth shout and not go grassing us up to inspectors. lileth is a sexy big ting and is in love with a Korean boy pronounced jhoo yang jing. Lily is loved by all and never has trouble getting a sexc man and a ring around her finger

Fredderick- she’s so useless at everything
Josephine- ikr total lily
Jung- what a fat lily
Lizeral- can’t relate

by Ultrafitty May 20, 2020

Short and Fat

An insult to use if you want to start a war with little rocket man

He called me old!? Well, I would NEVER call him short and fat!

by Lawncare3 July 1, 2020