Hoyes Syndrome

absolute epitome of retardation. One of a kind
symptoms include:
- huge big toe

- confusion

- excessive hand action whilst talking
- obsession with Vitus

- sometimes expresses broken english

- extra pinky toe

- Tourette's

can be captured by leaving vodka out in the open at 1am

"why is she yelling bwekfast??- shes got hoyes syndrome"

by bestbitchgangsterrapperboss September 11, 2019

Happiness syndrome

A fenomenon where the human brain gains full immunity to all negative emotions. The only cure to this is nicotine.

After his crush asked him out, he was diagnosed with happiness syndrome.

by Bagelnine July 24, 2023

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

stockton syndrome

Stockton Syndrome
stok-tuh-n sin-drohm
Noun
1. To lose a fight that you should really win by rear-naked choke.

Both McGregor and Holm both came down with Stockton Syndrome in UFC196

by Dero-hater August 11, 2016

Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

Arkham Syndrome

When a fanbase makes absurd memes about the minimalist things from media, due to said media not receiving new content for a long period of time.
Originates from the subreddit r/BatmanArkham, where the game's fanbase started creating absurd memes of the game, due to the game's developers not creating new content for years.

"The game hasn't received new content for so long, that the fanbase now has Arkham Syndrome."

by TheGrammarMan February 8, 2024