Cock muffin

The fat roll before the dick.

Timmy shaved his pubic hair and saw his cock muffin.

by Irelandkatie July 25, 2020

Strange Cock

A cock that is not one’s own!

Hey, try not to touch any strange cock when you go to the Mets game!

by Captain Carrots February 17, 2024

cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

Cock Block

Cock Block:
The action of preventing a male from scoring on a female.
Example:
Hypothetically, at a bar mitzvah, a boy named Ryan and his SO, Harley, are making out. Harley's friend Remy was driving her home. While they were hooking up, Remy lies about them having to leave. This is preventing Ryan from going further, thus a cockblock. In this situation, Remy is a cock blocker, and the action where she cock blocked, was tricking Harley to stop.

Aidan- "Did Ryan get with Harley?"
Graham- "No, Remy cockblocked."
Aidan- "She is such a cock block."

by DAMCANSUELA June 19, 2017

Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.

That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.

by Hitso May 29, 2018

Cock destroyer

When a person sends a man to hospital after riding him red raw

Grace rode him so hard his dad had to take him to a&e, she’s a cock destroyer

by Jacob maxwell jr January 16, 2025

Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013