Shit-Piss-Combo

The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo

where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo

oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!

by omfgwtfiwwye February 13, 2010

The Give a Shit Department

The department where people actually care about your problems.

Operator: Hello
Caller: Hi, I am having problems logging in to my facebook account.
Operator: Hang on let me transfer you to the Give a Shit Department

by ericool June 23, 2011

bat shit sane

Bat Shit Sane means that you are so sane that the Bat Shit Crazy people can't deal with you. Bat shit Sane people are knowledgeable on too many topics that they baffle ordinary people who cannot process anything other than Bat Shit Crazy shit. Unfortunately, the Bat Shit Sane are directly identified as the same as Bat Shit Crazy.

That is so "Bat Shit Sane" that you must be "Bat Shit Crazy" to have come up with that.

by Clperkins January 14, 2017

starting shit with a starterkit

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

Shit on a goddamn dick

Used to show annoyance or surprise to a situation.

George:Hey Mike! Your cars on fire.
Mike:Well shit on a goddamn dick.

by Apostle6065 December 13, 2010

really shit band

anything that is listened to by townies

that so solid crew are a really shit band

by JimmyK September 18, 2003

wrap your shit

wear a condom, mainly used when refering to sex with chicks of questionable cleanliness.
wrapping your shit twice or threee times would indicate that the chick almost certainly has an std.

guy 1: "I'm going out with that chick from down the street tonight"
guy 2: "be sure to wrap your shit"

by pablo price July 28, 2004