sex story

see pts 1-8. i didn't pull an all-nighter writing smut for nothing.

pt 9/9 (fucking finally)

sex story pt 9 (falling action!!)

he unlatches himself from my clit and takes his finger out of my vagina and looks at me pridefully, yet adoringly. he wipes his chin and hand off and lies beside me telling me about how good of a girl i am and how much he loves me and loves making me feel good. i lie snuggled up to his side until my legs build up the strength to walk to the bathroom so i can clean up and make our dinner. <3

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

sex paniel

What is a sex paniel??

What is a sex paniel??

by anonymous March 5, 2023

Eskimo sex

Sexual intercourse involving one's nose. Honestly I'm not even sure how someone would go about doing that, but you do you ig.

I bet Spamton would be amazing at eskimo sex.

by IcyVoidCat October 28, 2023

sex

i dunno never had it

"i had sex with your mother lol hahrgawuroihbprhabpe l get rekt noob bastard idiot"

by minecraftaddedinchestomyc**k May 10, 2022

fortnight sex skin

this is the smeggzyest fart night skin is the hoal grail of fork and knives ever, this seggs skin will multiply your semen production by how many pupic hairz.

the fortnight sex skin made my oergazim muliply by 50, it was every were my mommy grounded me rlly bad bad, I'm in big big trouble now, my mommy doesn't like the taste.

by M0mSlayer2000 December 8, 2021

Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.

"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"

by jkslfknsdlg March 7, 2024

Incest Pregnancy sex

when a man and woman engage their unborn child in sexual relations while pregnant....not everybody thinks of a child but not always some people become pedophiles......

would you really make nursery ryhmes for the children unborn engaging in incest pregnancy sex

by letsmakeachange October 29, 2020