psst.. you're gay

what to say to someone when their nose turns into a neturon star.

Human 1: shit my nose turned into a star
Human 2: psst.. you're gay
Human 1: *gasp* I am

Human 2: wait what-

by school_chromebook_user December 19, 2025

Gay Gangsta

A dude who gangbangs in both ways.

I'm a Gay Gangsta, so let me sell these rocks and then I'll suck on some cocks.

by Gay Gangsta December 20, 2025

Old gays

An old outdated photo of a Tran

I love old gays

by Rocheman4280 December 21, 2025

gay kitties

When you have multiple cats and they are all boys and love each other

OMGZZZZ GAY KITTIES!!1!1!1!!

by certified dirtbag douche eater December 25, 2025

Tik Tok Gay

Anyone born after 2005 who thinks they are gay after a bad break up during their sexual experimental life stage (Typically age 18-21)

"So Lola is bi and Layla is butch.."

"NO!!! OMFG Kids these days always making their sexual life more than what it is, shes tik tok gay and will have atleast two kids before age 30...

by Fauxflux January 3, 2026

Gay porn

Gay porn should be more ilegal than child porn, the type of person to watch gay porn is usually named Dylan, he enjoys watching it but doesn’t want to admit it.

-Hey dude were you watching gay porn
-Yea
-You’re weird as shit, shoot yourself nigga

by anonymous January 15, 2025

Prison gay

Gay for the stay at a prison during incarceration.

Hey man, I'm only gay for the stay, when I get out I won't be gay no more.

Ex con; hey man remember me?
Other ex con; hey I already told you I'm only prison gay.
Ex con; so you don't want me to suck your dick?
Other ex-con;🤔😏 ok dude but don't tell anybody.
Everybody looks the same doggystyle
Woman; it smells like shit out here
Man;yea it does
Woman;are you getting a boner?!
Man; what can I say, shit smell make my dick swell

by luscious blue eyes January 16, 2025