conjugal sex

Sex between two consenting people.

Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!

by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017

Sex

Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.

Just like math!

"Lets have sex baby"

"Alright babe! Just a few rules..."

"What?"

"Add the bed; subtract the close, and divide the legs ;)"

"Ahhhh.... ;) - I just hope we don't multiply 💀"

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

sex bf

trevor

trevor is my SEX BF

by atlas_poopoopeepee May 10, 2022

HOLY Water SEX MOVE

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins

The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

Sex

Something many people have but I never will

Shes so hot I want to have sex with her

by Roseygal May 23, 2021

National Sex Day

National Sex Day (I do not recommend 17 or younger continue with this) But, National Sex Day is the day you get your bf/gf/spouse/other and have some sex. Don't forget a couple of condoms and lube too maybe! Have fun!!

The one reading this fucked fucked the one they were with. It was a fun. National Sex Day: A fun night with the one you are with if they give consent

by I like trains7123 April 19, 2019

Sex bracket

the numerical category of sexual partners one has had, which usually coincides with the peace of mind one feels in fucking someone of a similar level of sluttiness.

Complimentary to the monetary system, If one finds ones self in a sexual relationship with a partner in a significantly lower 'sex bracket', one may be taxed emotionally by guilt and resentment. This will not usually be enough to end said relationship it will ultimately result in a slow degradation of its quality and usually drag out into a year of misery.

by starinsideahumansuit October 5, 2010