destroy your dick december

A period of time just after No Nut November where you increase the amount of time you masturbate according to the day of the month

BRO1: Hey bro guess what
BRO2: WHAT MY G
BRO1 : I BEET ME MEAT 7 TIMES LAST NIGHT FOR DESTROY YOUR DICK DECEMBER

by Nyxsar MorningStar April 20, 2018

your mom is gay lol

Its the best insult to a person. It kills them imidiatly or take there will to live.

Shut up your mom is gay lol!!!

by I love gay moms February 16, 2018

keep your mouth full

Keep a males penis in your throat so he cant here u talk to much

When you woman talks to much... whip your penis out and shove it down her throat while you tell her to... KEEP YOUR MOUTH FULL,, VISA VERSA WEMON CAN DO THE SAME...

by allen jinks August 16, 2016

tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

you dropped your face

When a girl usually wears make up it is a rude insult implying that they’re ugly without it..

“Hey Brittany you dropped something”

“What”

“You dropped your face😂😂”

by Mamasita123 May 5, 2018

your life's going to pop

Circumstances and situations in your life will start to take off in a good way.

"Hey, dude don't worry about the setback, you're 25 with brains like Einstein. Put the past behind, set your mind to that college degree, and watch out because your life's going to pop!

by Ziggy Plays Guitar February 7, 2017

Y'all get your fixin's?

The most epic slogan of all time, created by Lester from Lesters Fixings. Lesters Fixings make random soda flavours like for example Peanut Butter Jelly soda, or Buffalo Wings soda.

Person: *drinks one of Lesters sodas*
Also person: *sees slogan*
Y'ALL GET YOUR FIXIN'S??!!
Person: Lester, I got my fixin's.

by Flamingo epicccc June 13, 2020