Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

Cock-Pizza

When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.

-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples

Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza

Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday

Stella: I did not need to know that.

by The-Foreskin-Hamburglar June 19, 2023

Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock

A large cock that is big big big big big and sometimes goes into the male anus.

Dude I got fucked by a Fat bulging huge gay humungous cock lastnight!

by scythe021 May 26, 2024

Cock

A small thing you probably have

You cock is small

by Big Chinese bee February 28, 2020

Cock and/or Balls

You are undecided/ willing to settle for whatever. Everything sounds fine to you.

-Should we go to five guys, taco bell, or the new pizza place?
-Cock and/or balls man...

by Sully van April 20, 2022

Metamorphic Cock

Similar to a Metamorphic Rock, but with the male genitalia instead of the rock.

I’ve heard he’s got one hell of a metamorphic cock!

by MetamorphicCockMan March 22, 2020

huge fucking cock

a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.

thats one huge fucking cock. im going to jelq to get a cock like that.

by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024