When a arabic girl thinks she's black. She tries to convince everyone that she's black, because it sucks to be arab. She's the type of girl to cry at night, and wake up everyday hoping that her skincolor changed. These are the types of people to die early in life.
Aya: I'm afro iraq, so i'm basically black
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker
Other people: No you're not hoe ass
Aya: It's called afro iraq syndrome motherfucker
by Gaybola asf March 15, 2018
Get the Afro iraq syndromemug. Someone who feels unwelcome unless specifically invited to do things with others.
A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.
Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.
A person who may want to participate in activities with others, but is unable to ask to join and instead must be asked themselves by others to participate.
Said person will only feel comfortable joining others when invited to do so.
Example 1
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”
Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”
P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”
P1: “Hey is John coming to the meetup this weekend? He is one of our best friends so he should be there right?” P2: “I don’t think anyone has asked him to come yet. He has Invitee Syndrome you know.”
Example 2
P1: “Hey (P2), where has John been? He hasn’t got on to play any games in ages but I’ve seen him online. Does he not like hanging with us or something?”
P2: Nah (P1), John just has Invitee Syndrome. He loves hanging out but just can’t ever ask himself to do so.”
by FatherMeat November 14, 2023
Get the Invitee Syndromemug. Malabsorption syndrome is a medical condition where the patient can not absorb important nutrients, including proteins, fats, and vitamins.
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
Malabsorption can be caused by conditions such as celiac's disease, Crohn's disease, and intestinal damage. It can also be passed down through genetics.
Malabsorption syndrome for most people is curable with the help of nutrient supplements. But in some very rare cases, malabsorption can be fatal, and the patient will have a shorter lifespan.
With modern medicine constantly improving, hopefully, there will be a cure in the future
by dont kys September 29, 2017
Get the malabsorption syndromemug. Fictitious medical condition popularized in a series of erotic novels. Female sufferers of the Bonaparte Syndrome require vigorous sexual intercourse or can die from a condition resembling congestive heart failure. Named after famous nymphomaniac Pauline Bonaparte, sister of Napoleon Bonaparte.
by Graaag April 7, 2014
Get the bonaparte syndromemug. Someone with dirt particles, who has long singular hairs protruding from their bodies, and has eyes facing opposite directions. This wors also describes someone who often drools, due to the fact that they can never keep their tongue in their mouths.
Person 1: Why does that thing have random hairs and excessive drool?
Person 2: Oh, that's just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome .
Person 2: Oh, that's just because they have Alosiugga Syndrome .
by beckyjones December 19, 2022
Get the Alosiugga Syndromemug. by Thomas the syndromeist September 17, 2022
Get the Alligator Syndromemug. With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.
by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024
Get the Bored Journalist Syndromemug.