Hot Dog

When you take a log of human shit and cover it with women sex cells.

“I gave my daughter a hot dog last night”

by Gorilla incest November 15, 2021

Hot Chance

The act of fucking one girl in the ass, then using your dick to give another girl a shitstain mustache. It’s a rare, once in a lifetime, hot chance.

We ended up having a weird threesome and I Hot Chanced the ugly one, hoping she would fuck off, but it just turned her on even more.

by GenghisKunt July 12, 2020

Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.

Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!

by JenNealTX January 13, 2015

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

red hot promise

A pending anal rape transaction that has yet to occur.

"Justin where are you going tonight?"
"..for a red hot promise"

by AspireGnome May 8, 2012

Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)

Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"

by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022

Hot Refueling

When you're drinking a beverage, and taking a piss, at the same time. So named after a technique to rapidly turn-around helicopters, refueling while the engine is still running, here you're "refueling" while "burning gas".

"Hold on man, I'm going to take a piss"
"Want me to hold your beer?"
"Nah, I'll just hot refuel"

"I went to go take a piss, and wanted a beer. Welp, guess I'm hot refueling this time"

by Fire Lord Ozai December 8, 2022