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Russian water sex

Russian water sex is the act of pooping in a vase, and microwaving it. From here you will proced to insert this into a turkey paster then will paste into partners butt and mouth
“ hey honey, lets spice it up and try Russian water sex “
by Bo jackson 173362 June 13, 2021
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sex monke

The act of fucking a girl sensesly making monkey noises and screaming
“Dude last night I gave my girl the sex monke”
by Reeeeman2021 June 14, 2021
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Sex Story FUCKING

Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"

Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."

Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Hey. Can we do some SEX STORY FUCKING?

Yeah sure big sigma.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
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Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.
My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.
by VA_Guy August 17, 2024
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sex

something neither of us will ever have
by skybaditoilet August 19, 2024
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Rainbow Sex Siege

Exactly what it sounds like - Multiple men at war coming to terms with their sexuality, and deciding to have an orgy due to it..
Russia and Ukraine have been going at it for some time.. There's probably been at least five rainbow sex sieges by now!
by SICKPIGS September 12, 2024
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