Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

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Sunday balls

Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.

"My Sunday balls are raging. I can't even touch them, but I murdered pussy all weekend."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

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ball pen theory

the Ball Pen Theory:the 珠珠 of ball pen can reduce friction, therefore can write more neatly, stop using 墨水筆 because our finger muscles have already degraded to one year old baby level

according to ball pen theory, the 珠珠of ball pen can reduce friction

by sin gui December 14, 2022

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rest balls

if ur a gymnast you and only u can relate to jumping in a pit and getting foam all over u

i did 50 tuck jumps and i have rest balls all over me

by resi balls November 27, 2017

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Low As Balls

what you say when you or someone else is very depressed.

Exhibit A:
*kid cries in corner in the high school’s hallway*

A: Hey dude, check it out.

B: Damn, he’s low as balls today.

Exhibit B:
“yesterday i was low as balls.”

by viosbio January 26, 2021

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