shoot that shit to the sky

a common phrase meaning 'to fuck up really badly,' that can be added to any action.

Tonight at the bar Dave's gonna shoot that shit to the sky.

by thed007 December 1, 2006

Warp Speed Shit

The act of taking a shit so difficult that your vision starts to fade and you see stars much like the effect in Star Trek when the ship goes into warp speed. If you exceed a warp factor of ten that means your intestines just came out of your anus.

Picard: Where were you? You've been in the can for over an hour?

Riker: I had a warp speed shit.

Picard: Oh what factor?

Riker: Ten...Excuse me I have to go see the doctor now.

by Evil McBain September 1, 2010

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

dog shit sandwich

fresh dog poo between two pieces of white bread.

kids : dad whats for dinner?
dad: a DOG SHIT sandwich!

by Pollie D March 15, 2011

"Oh Shit" moment

"Oh Shit" moment
The point in time when you realize that what you originally thought was a good idea, was in actuality really stupid.

OR

The point when you realize you forgot something crucial, but too late to do anything about it.

After Bob pulled the ripcord on his parachute, but it didn't open, he realized he didn't even pack a parachute for his dive.

His "Oh Shit" moment went something like this:

"Shit."

*thud*

by pyro1337 July 7, 2007

shit from shinola

Naive, stupid. Can't tell one's ass from first base; see Shinola.

"That yahoo can't tell shit from shinola"
"That geologist can't tell schist from shinola."

by Octopod November 6, 2003

Who Gives a Shit

Shailee Jones Gives a Shit!

Shailee: I googled "Who gives a shit?".
My name wasn't in the search results.

Me: Think again Shailee

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnow;) June 25, 2012