NOWT Syndrome otherwise known as Niggas Only Win Temporarily syndrome is a disease that affects every black individual that has been happy for an extended period time past their free trial of happiness. Niggas may find that even after finding an initial form of happiness, they are suddenly bombarded with stress, disappointment and suicidal thoughts all caused by the same thing they thought would bring joy to a nigga. NOWT Syndrome affects all black people of any age at multiple times throughout their life in order to ensure that a nigga's happiness is not permanent.
Girl 1: Tyrone seemed so happy just last week after he rizzed up Twanisha and got her number, but now he just looks depressed all of sudden
Girl 2: He must be suffering from a regular case of NOWT Syndrome. It's just the universe doing its thing.
Girl 2: He must be suffering from a regular case of NOWT Syndrome. It's just the universe doing its thing.
by WNA(Wisest Nigga Alive) November 24, 2024
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"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
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Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Symptoms of CDS are as follows
1) wanting or actively binge watching cheesy hallmark channel christmas movies all year long
2) wanting or actively listening to cheesy christmas music all year long
3) decorating the exterior of one's dwelling in christmas lights and displays as soon as they appear on store shelves, which typically in August or September
4) being absolutely delighted when retail stores start putting out christmas displays in August
5) frequenting the all-year christmas decoration stores, or discussing wanting to go
6) keeping a "holiday tree" up all year long as thinly veiled excuse to keep their abode christmasy
7) refusing to acknowledge that the fall/autumn and winter seasons exist, it's "christmas season"
8) frequently announces how many days, weeks, months, sleeps, or Fridays it is until christmas, even if it's December 26th
9) stocking up on a year's supply of their favorite christmas fragrances at Bath & Body Works so they can use them all year long
10) firmly believes "the war on christmas" is real
There is no known treatment for Christmas Derangement Syndrome at this point in time.
Person 1: OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR CHRISTMAS!!! I'M GONNA START DECORATING RIGHT NOW!!!
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
Person 2: it is July and it is 100 degrees outside, you don't need to decorate for christmas, you have Christmas Derangement Syndrome, and you need help.
by ProteasNG November 29, 2024
Get the Christmas Derangement Syndrome mug.Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) diagnosable condition in which one acts irrationally towards 45th and 47th President Donald J Trump. TDS applies both ways. On one end of the spectrum, Trump Derangement Syndrome causes one to hate Donald J Trump to the point of fabricating or heavily misconstruing information to defame his character. However, Trump Derangement Syndrome applies to the other end of the political spectrum, as well. Sufferers of Type 2 TDS will often act sycophantic towards Donald J Trump, and defend him vehemently in online forums, or consistently insult those who do not share the same god-like view of Donald J Trump.
Left-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is a pedophile!”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
Right-leaning TDS patient: “Trump is literally Jesus and will save us!”
Psychiatrist: “You both have Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
by Big Fat Niggaballs November 30, 2024
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by Razzo01 November 30, 2024
Get the Gillett syndrome mug.Chaddi (noun): A term often used to describe individuals, particularly Bengalis, who claim to be right-wing supporters but contradict themselves by openly disdaining their own culture, caste, traditions, and religious beliefs. They seek validation from other ethnicities, often portraying themselves as victims in a melodramatic manner. These individuals tend to exaggerate their helplessness, hoping someone from outside their region will come and "rescue" them from their perceived struggles.
In essence, chaddis are seen as crybabies who abandon their roots in an effort to seem more relatable or superior, yet end up as hypocrites begging for acceptance. Their behavior often includes disowning their heritage to gain attention, while simultaneously blaming others for their plight.
In essence, chaddis are seen as crybabies who abandon their roots in an effort to seem more relatable or superior, yet end up as hypocrites begging for acceptance. Their behavior often includes disowning their heritage to gain attention, while simultaneously blaming others for their plight.
by Jeffrey2748 November 30, 2024
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John’s JFHT Syndrome was flaring up again. He alienated his brother and all of his friends because they voted for Donald Trump in the election.
by JerseysDad December 1, 2024
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