cock-caboose

The last cock in your life. Typically that of our husband or any man you have see with and then die.

My husband was thrilled when he realized his cock was the cock-caboose in my very long cock train.

by dware220 July 6, 2019

knock your cock off

when you piss off some inbred chick and she karate chop your dick and it turns black and falls off.

Hey you dipshit, that angry bitch tried to knock your cock off!

by zombie vagina July 12, 2018

cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.

guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!

by therapuked May 19, 2015

Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.

After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”

by nellster69 August 17, 2023

Cock McMusket

The sexual act of ramming a chicken nugget down your sexual partner’s throat with your penis.

I’m gonna give Becky a Cock McMusket tonight.

by Bobbykboi April 3, 2024

Irish Corned Cock

When an Irish lad fucks a girl in her bum after she has eaten a large amount of corn. Then pulling out his corn covered cock, and having her eat the corn off of your cock as if it was corn on the cob

When Emily asked me what was for dinner, I replied an Irish Corned Cock

by Magic_Mike01 December 16, 2017

cock

every boy got one

I beat my cock

by jugg messiah June 24, 2024