renewing your dental plan

slang for masterbation....especially in females

some synonyms include...playing wheres waldo, walking down the red carpet, etc.

though it bares no real reference to anything sounding even remotely obscene, this phrase can be used among friends to talk about and/or mess with members of the opposite sex

1. shes really hot, id love to renew her dental plan

2. if you cant wait for me to come back, just renew your dental plan while you're lonely

3. if you renew your dental plan, can i watch?

by dirk lance August 15, 2005

Whatever paints your wagon

Another way of saying "whatever works for you.

see "whatever floats your boat"

Rob: What are you doing?
Mike: eating mokey brains
Rob: Eh, whatever paints your wagon

by Rob Fiznoz June 11, 2005

pull your lid back

Colloquial exclamation: open your mind; have an open mind. Consider the possibilities.

Before you assume all advertising is clutter, pull your lid back and think about how else you'd know about the products you love.

by PYLB January 28, 2008

flip your jack over

Masturbate, Jack-Off

'Hey Dave, you don'e flippin yo jack?'

by élan September 20, 2003

your my boy bobby!

Saying usually hered to anoy some one name ,well Bobby, has be hered comming fomr the mouth of Brian, and is usually retaliated with a " ahhh shut up!", or a slick, "one of these days your gonna get it!"
Bobby is a man who can not take a joke

1)Brian says,"Your my Boy Bobby!",
Bobby replys,"Reeeal funny,real funy guys"
2)
Brian Says,Your my boy bobby!", and Bobby replys with"AHHHH shut up(in a real slow tone)!"
This saying in the first place isnot ment to offend him,but he always takes it that way.

by Jesus April 15, 2004

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.

It's kind of self explanatory.

When Your Stupid Posts Get Uploaded Instead of Your Good Ones

by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016

I'll RockZ0r your Box0rs

1. To kick to ass usu. involving playing a game with fellow nerds. This phrase tends to hurt you if said to a jock or prep.

player 1: OH I PWNED J00!!
Player 2: oh this time i'll RockZ0r your Box0rs

by Pumper December 25, 2003