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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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hotdog hotdog hot diggity dog

the lyrics to some goofy ahh mickey mouse song💀
by allie._.slays December 29, 2022
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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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Hot Dinkie

A stolen dismembered phalic object, or actual penis.
That Lorena woman ran the streets with a hot dinkie but authorities eventually caught up to her.
by Uric Jargen March 15, 2025
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biscuits and gravy hot tub

A type of casual, healthy polyamorous group often consisting of two women, one man, and a nonbinary rock star. May require gluten free and dairy free considerations.
“Damn! How do I get in on a biscuits and gravy hot tub like that?!”
by Mage Hands December 2, 2021
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Hot Sending

The act of sending text messages without proof-reading them.
I have a tendency of hot sending my texts a lot so there are always spelling mistakes.
by Azmodeon October 17, 2019
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Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.
I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.
by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017
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