Sex

The storks wake up call

I had sex last last night! (Now a stork must come to deliver a baby)

by anonymous October 16, 2021

Sex

What I do with ur mom lol

"I had sex with ur mom"

by gockcobbler132 October 18, 2021

SEX

Tyson and Seraphina are walking into the forest and are both nervous. Their arms gently touch and they have a moment of silence. But then Tyson grabs Seraphina’s arms and pulls her in for a kiss. They fall over onto a log and Tyson strips Seraphina down and shows her his dick. It whipped out 9 - inches and she looked at it in amazement. She reached out for it and grabbed it with passion and started sucking on it. Tyson felt amazing, the saliva encasing his dick and the tongue moving around. Tyson was about to cum and he grabbed seraphina’s head all the way into his dick and came in abundance. Seraphina loved the sweet taste and chugged it down. Tyson quickly grabbed Seraphina and put his dick in her doggystyle. He grabbed her ass, thrusting his dick into her repetitively. Seraphina’s pussy was clamping onto Tyson dick and Tyson grabbed Seraphinas ass and spanked it hard. Tyson soon came in her womb and they dressed up and left

Can I have sex with u?

by 69420Lover October 27, 2021

sex

kvant

kvant is sex

by scrot420 October 29, 2021

No Sex September

No Sex September is a challenge when you can’t have sex in september

”hey wanna have sex?”
”no, it’s no sex September

by this user doesn’t exist November 1, 2021

Sex

Putting a dick (which is attached to Deez nuts) in a “women’s” (assuming they exist) vagina.

Bro I just had sex with a REAL WOMEN, who knew they were real

by Birdswag29 September 5, 2021

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: we are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 5, 2021