kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 19, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 10, 2015

Catch Me I’m Falling

Wake up
Don't sleep
(Dreams become so real to me)
Wake up
Don't sleep
(While the night is young)
I lay down to rest my head
My soul to keep the night I dread
It's no dream
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
There's a face before my eyes are closed but I can recognize the danger
Slumber comes as darkness falls
And shadows dance across my walls
It's no dream
But I never say
(Don't sleep!)
My dreams become so real to me I
While the night is young
Catch me I'm (falling)
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same

Catch Me I’m Falling, Falling
Aah...
Aah...
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Down again
I know it's a dream but just the same
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
Catch me I'm f-f-f-f-f-f-falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling
I'm falling
Catch me I'm falling...

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021

The Drop and Give Me Twenty

If you didn’t notice, this is, “THE Drop and Give Me Twenty.” The Drop and Give Me Twenty is a sex position that is best defined as a workout that will leave you sore for the following day- depending how many rounds you do.. The bottom holds the plank position whilst the top pushes (his penis) in by doing pushups.

Matt: “Damn bro, I gave Hannah The Drop and Give Me Twenty last night. I was so fucking sore afterwards.”

Derek: “I could use that in my workout!”

by I.Am.Stupid ;) March 12, 2022

feel me

feel me is when person one grabs person twos hand and says feel me and is straight so guides them to there dick or pussy and sometimes say suck my dick or/pussy and really wants to have sex

person.1 feel me
person.2 ok daddy or/ mummy
person.1 guides to there dick or pussy
person.2 plays with it and if a dick squish's it
person.1 suck my dick or/ pussy
person.2 ok daddy or mummy
person.1 pisses or has cum come out
person.2 gulp gulp gulp
person.1 yeah mummy or daddy
person.2 yeah daddy or mummy keep going

by seeeeeeeeeexx October 14, 2023

phil me up

When a man named Phil inserts his penis inside any orifice of a (wo)man's body. Most compatible and accurate with women named Cortnie/Courtney.

"Oh wow...I didn't expect you to phil me up that fast." - Cortnie

by Lunchlady11 July 12, 2017