oprah show withdrawal

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.

*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me

by lukewarmwolf December 20, 2018

chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes

This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.

Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"

by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020

The air was filled with smoke and blood

Rome was weak

The air was filled with smoke and blood. The line of patricians retreating away from their once great city was most reminiscent of a funeral ritual. Some were crying. Many were angry. Many were wounded.

by 4tt1laL0v3r March 26, 2021

Pulling a Wirtual

Very litigious definition named after Trackmania streamer Wirtual, whose meaning varies depending on the situation and subject.
When the subject is the first singular person, Pulling a Wirtual means pulling out the clutchest move of your whole entire life.
However if the subject isn't, it means they choked real hard....
It can actually be synthesized as "I clutch, you choke"

1_ Damn, I can only hope for me to be Pulling a Wirtual if I want to win this race !
2_ He (Wirtual) could have won if he didn't pull a Wirtual at the end.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019