Tube o' Lube

A cylindrical shaped container housing the slick substance known as lube. Often used by gay men before they butt-fuck each other. Sometimes flavored to elevate the pleasure of the anal participants.

*Denver tries to insert himself inside Ben's puckered asshole*
Ben: What THE FUCK Denver, at least use some lube.
Denver: I don't have any Benny.
Ben: Just grab the Tube o' Lube from the nightstand!

by mr.cj-peakok January 07, 2019

Jolokian tubes

Its a form of birth control to which you jam a bunch of jolikia ghost peppers up into some chicks uturus To burn out any kids you left behind. If this is done to a casual sexual partner and you cut off contact after said joloking you are said to have “Jolikia ghost peckered” her.

Tiffany kept getting knocked up so I hit her with the ole Jolokian tubes and ghost peckered her.

by TheeWaterboy September 29, 2020

Tube-Light Analysis

This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.

Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time

by Imtheberrybadguy September 27, 2021

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025

yoghurt tube

same as yogurt tube

Does that mean you're back riding that yoghurt tube?

by Chingachguk October 26, 2017

spit in a tube

What teachers refer as a DNA test

I just spit in a tube to see where I'm from

by Aritaco October 26, 2017

Double-Tubing

When someone is sitting in front large screen watching a YouTube video while simultaneously surfing YouTube on a laptop, phone, or tablet. This is Double-Tubing. It's great when deep-diving into a particular subject.

I always enjoy double-tubing when I need extra stimulation, or when I'm obsessed with a particular subject.

by Sparky Lightbulb June 22, 2022