Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

Booffin top

A muffin top; but for ones boobs.

Ho brah! Dat chick get one MEAN Booffin top!

by Guy with too much Side Boob May 14, 2011

Carrot Top

Getting head from a ginger girl/guy.

“Ay man I got me some carrot top the other day.”
“She bad?”
“Ye.”

by The Man of Top March 13, 2019

top squad

A group of white faggots that think they are better then everyone else. Such groups are shamed and scolded upon and usually made fun of.

Person 1: "Those kids sitting over there are in top squad."
Person 2: "wow they are in top squad? they must be a bunch of faggots."

by realtearms December 1, 2016