Booffin top

A muffin top; but for ones boobs.

Ho brah! Dat chick get one MEAN Booffin top!

by Guy with too much Side Boob May 14, 2011

Button Top

Like a muffin top, only lower, and specifically in the rear. Caused by insanely too-tight shorts or pants that squeeze one's butt cheeks out like it's butt cleavage.
plumbers crack muffin top

It wasn't just a plumber's crack, there was serious button top on display.

by Crabby McClaw June 19, 2014

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

top fro

when a girl has too much pubic hair

when you can see the hair stick out of her panties she has top fro

by we here November 26, 2009

Top Dweller

Often used at parties when the host is disliked somewhat, the top dweller is when someone, instead of using the toilet as normal, takes the lid off the cistern and shits in there. This results in shit particles flooding the toilet every time it is flushed. It can last for weeks on end, depending on the quality of the shit

Bro, that cunt tried to kick me out, so I left a top dweller in his loo. His mum will be cleaning that thing for weeks

by BarbarianMacks May 10, 2008