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don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.
Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).
by Timmy MMA November 16, 2007
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derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock
1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'
by joshinho April 8, 2010
mugGet the Too Many Cocks Spoil The Brothmug.

Too much chick in his fil-a!

He's gay or acts gay.
Ohhh girl...did you see that guy wearing the pink feather boa?
Yeah, there's a little too much chick in his fil-a!
by Amy Beck July 2, 2007
mugGet the Too much chick in his fil-a!mug.

Lay Waste Too Yourself

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants
John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!
by urbanmacgyver May 24, 2009
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getting way too bored

Somethign i get a lot of lately, usually contains one of my imaging teacher's projects
see my picture
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mugGet the getting way too boredmug.
Phrase used to describe a situation in which sensations or circumstances are more intense than originally planned to be, most often used when a fun activity has suddenly become unpleasant.
Dude 1: Yo, that party was totally rad until that chick puked all over my shoes.

Dude 2: Yah dude, way too much flavor for my burger!

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Dude 1: Dude, just get the cajun beef, then put Sweet Baby Rays on it!

Dude 2: Nuh uh! That's waaay to much flavor for my burger.
by Fhtiek July 23, 2011
mugGet the Too Much Flavor for My Burgermug.

Using too much toilet paper

When you have to shit and the person before you was using too much toilet paper so you have to go through your house naked to get toilet paper (or ask a family member to walk in the bathroom and give you toilet paper)
Parents: STOP USING TOO MUCH TOILET PAPER
Me: no
by Ariel Aries March 12, 2021
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