Gooning

When you stroking that shit

Damn I be gooning my shit hit it 6 times today now its raw

by Re7lly August 21, 2025

Goons

Goons. The act of screwing up a face full of wrinkles.

That old women did a goons and scaring people away

by VileGay September 21, 2023

Moon Gooning

The process of jerking off during a full moon.

Bro you should try moon gooning it was awesome.

by TokyoBlood April 26, 2024

Goon

Jacko

Nick Jackson is a goon

by Mmmmagsgdid December 24, 2018

Goon

1. Verb. To masturbate to the point of prolonged euphoria.

2. Noun. A low level gang member. Usually made to do the dirty work of the higher memebers.

1. While watching porn I gooned for hours.

2. Joe hired his goons to attack his enemy.

by UrbanSlangScholar July 23, 2025

Quadchin Goons

Old Pensioner with 4 chins and a muffin top

That old Quadchin Goons can use her chins as a scarf

by VileGay September 23, 2023

Goon Squad

Goon Squad-A group of guys, that are sworn to cause trouble where ever they go. They tend to rough up anyone that comes in their way, and no one questions their behavior. They're always looking for a good time, whether it's a drive-by, a jam session, harmful pranks, trolling, or Nerf gun wars, either way they're gonna get stuff done. If you ain't runnin' with them, run from 'em, because they are goons! To avoid being busted by the po-po, they may also live under pseudonyms. The most advanced GOON Squad members are usually in a more secret society called "The GOON Squad Elite". The female version is called a "GOONette Squad", even tho The Disney Knob Napper believes women have no rights...People that take part in the Alphabet soup community are not permitted but get made fun of.

“Look over there...The Goon Squad...there worst than Muslims”

by GaysWrongBoi May 22, 2019