by Mr Dawg12 March 5, 2024

Emeka.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A man who kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
Correction, not magpies, Pee Wee's.
A number of woman have reported being attacked by an unknown species of bird. These vicious birds have been waiting to attack women entering and exiting Health House in Darwin in the Northern Territory of Australia The bird geek kindly cautions office staff after receiving multiple reports of the dangers of "protective magpies attacking people and aiming for their eyes".
by DCF giggler August 15, 2011

A - "Do you hear Jake and Joey? They're talking about that stupid new video game."
B - "Total geek speak."
B - "Total geek speak."
by hailst0rm133 June 22, 2022

by It’s really me I swear April 22, 2024

Someone who does not enjoy being outside and would rather spend their time reading comics and playing video games. Not to be confused with nerds, not all geeks are smart. Some can be dumb and or average. Most geeks have a very big knowledge base of fiction.
Geek 1: Oh my god did you hear they're turning Captain America into a Hydra agent?
Geek 2: Yeah *pursues to rant on how Marvel is basically running out of ideas*
Geek 2: Yeah *pursues to rant on how Marvel is basically running out of ideas*
by GeneralMars 98 March 19, 2017

To be so fucked up you can’t think nor speak normally and is used to tell some one they are fucked fucked up it’s basically when your really crossfaded
by Sweetshitfr January 14, 2022

by Freakmaster69 May 14, 2025
