Thomas Pynchon #1 baby
When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.
by Skouch March 28, 2018
A kid that loves butt fucking his friends and lives in a wheelchair but can still camp with his scout leader and sucking his dick and loves lying about being in a wheelchair
by Goatfuckingmonkey November 20, 2015
An awkward Boy who never speaks and has a weird laugh. Thomas Feely has no friends and always sits next to the air. People laugh at Thomas Feely but he doesn't care because he is strong! He is a loner.
by Georgiaaaa May 15, 2016
by Wilfred the henge geez September 30, 2018
Absolute Pussy Magnet, Real Geezer, Loves a cold Stella on a weekday, your classic wife beater, hit him up if you need to get rid of your wife.
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
by BigDon5000 December 01, 2021
1. Being clueless or lost
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
2. 56% grammatical score with spellcheck
3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
When brought into a war of wits - My name is Thomas I’m the best *you know*
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
…T-H-O-M-A-S
‘Thomas Howson is Thinking’
by biggychees December 05, 2021