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U-Dic-Dysfunction

The term used to describe Urban Dictionary when they take decades to publish one of your killer definitions.
Friend: Did you submit your genius definition to Urban Dictionary yet? I've been looking out for it but haven't seen it.

Me: Of course I did but it's seems Urban Dictionary is suffering from U-Dic-Dysfunction again. Tomorrow is my 90th birthday too!

Friend: Bro, you totes came up with that when we were 30. Definitely a U-Dic-Dysfunction problem!
by OG_Epimetheus July 31, 2021
mugGet the U-Dic-Dysfunctionmug.

u/I-FollowAmazingFolk

The most amazing person In the universe. This person follows amazing folks because he is amazing.
Amazing Person 1: I got followed by this u/I-FollowAmazingFolk
Amazing Person 2: Yeah he follows pog people
by arccer May 24, 2021
mugGet the u/I-FollowAmazingFolkmug.

Gurl, u crazy

A phrase you say when someone else (specifically a girl) had been acting all weird, silly, crazy and far out.
It's always effective if you want to annoy someone if you say it at a total random time. You can say it on any occasion to any girl.

Have fun.
Person 1: Dang girl, where u been?
Person 2: Oh, you know... Here and there... havin'dem babies and such..
Person 1: You've got to be kiddin me! Gurl, u crazy.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Derp. *trollface*
by SparkleGlitterCakes September 29, 2011
mugGet the Gurl, u crazymug.

U Got No Jams

A phrase used towards one people to tell them that they are not fun in ones eyeballs but maybe not anothers but they are your baby and you wouldnt give them up for the world
by Dontuseyouerealname December 11, 2017
mugGet the U Got No Jamsmug.

u want shum

Hey baby, u want shum?
by the sneaky pigeon July 7, 2016
mugGet the u want shummug.

U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020
mugGet the U-Haul Lesbianmug.

omg u hax

A '1337' way of expressing one's feelings about an unfavourable situation - most frequently used when someone is beaten, outdone or likewise. In full, it means 'Oh My God, you have used some sort of cheating mechanism to beat me'.

Originates from claiming that a computer gamer is winning by using a hack (see hax).
Person 1: I got 100% on my exam!
Person 2: Omg u hax!
by Rock DJ December 29, 2004
mugGet the omg u haxmug.

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