Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

poop in the toilet

its when brown thick lines com out of your but and into the toilet bowl.

Luna:i need the flushable wipes i just went poop in the toilet

Janice:ok

**\tosses the flusable wipres to luna*

by anonymous November 26, 2020

The Tayto Toilets

the best group created

tayto toilets > you

the tayto toilets are better than you LOL

by Crystal <3 August 21, 2021

Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014

Skibidi toilet

The unfunniest thing to ever exist on the internet that Gen Alphas are dying laughing over

Gen Alpha: Hey, do you know Skibidi toilet?
Other generation: No. Is that what you kids are into these days?
Gen Alpha: *shows it and laughs uncontrollably*

Other generation: what the actual fuck has the world become…

by RN1306 October 24, 2023