Teacher

A teacher is a fucking bumbass that could also be called a dreamcrusher cos they just don't let us do anything ever and don't actually *teach* u anything

My teacher abso-fucking-loutley sucks

by My brain is cleverer than your January 22, 2019

teacher brain

A teacher who’s to-do list is never ending so their memory is awful and they are constantly forgetting stuff

I totally forgot about that meeting! Ugh, teacher brain.

by teacher199998 November 29, 2023

teacher

A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.

Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!

by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016

teacher build

the body structure of a teacher

“if i ever becom a teacher, i wouldn’t want the teacher build, like Mrs.Penske

by teacherbuild101 July 31, 2023

teacher

a teacher is stain's secretary to hell, the average teacher is an old white lady with glasses that for some reason hates guys and is nice to girls.here's an example down below

*girl fails test*
girl: oh no I failed the the test
teacher: oh i'm sorry here I'll let you retake it
*guy fails test*
guy: oh no I failed the test
teacher: so what just get over it and do better on the next test

by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021

Teacher

People that teach you shit that mostly ain’t useful, makin’ you want to slap the shit out of them, always be tellin us what to do which is bullshit, always be goin home to suck dick and poppin they pussy, comin to school and always coming to hop on your dick, and tellin us shit that sometimes ain’t true.

Yo that bitch nobody like her she’s like a teacher

by Dollar$AYYY December 2, 2019

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023