sadee and brandon

sadee and brandon all last night
by you again February 27, 2009
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Brandon Moore

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
by bitchbuymeahotdog! September 03, 2008
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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
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Brandon christopher

wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 06, 2008
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brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.
mad, cunt brandon spence
by slippery slimy salamanda December 11, 2010
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brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"
Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!
by The almighty definer March 27, 2015
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Brandon Francis

A great guy but has an evil habit to write his name on every maths book in school. You should be very disappointed in him.
Brandon Francis scribbled his name all over someone else's book.
by Brandon Francis June 24, 2022
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