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sadee and brandon

by you again February 27, 2009
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Brandon's dick

Tiny little thing. That can't fit in vagina.
Brandon's dick is tiny. Nobody would want to suck it.
by TheHalfCatracho September 3, 2016
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Brandon Moore

A self gratification technique which involves a leather belt, an ice cube, and a small poodle or baby. Tying one end of the belt around the poodle(or baby)'s neck and the other around your erect penis (leave a little loose for proper friction). By gyrating the hips in a clockwise motion, the 'performer' of the act is able to spin the weighted belt like a propeller on the penis...The poodle/baby will wail and moan thus mimicking a very sadistic horny woman....after ejaculation, apply ice to the crotch region.
"Hey man, why you walkin so funny?"
"I got drunk while watching my baby brother, and decided to do a Brandon Moore."
by bitchbuymeahotdog! October 18, 2008
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Brandon christopher

A homosexual man that has a small dick.
wow that kid at that table over there is a real "Brandon Christopher" damn son I feel bad for him. For rizzeale
by Pauljtmofo February 5, 2008
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brandon spence

the maddest of all cunts.
by slippery slimy salamanda December 12, 2010
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Brandon Ceno

A dude who smells and 360 no scopes everyone
Have you every seen Brandon Ceno
Yes he is a beast but smells

Geez Brandon Ceno you smell like B.O.
by JohnCenoSmells5 June 5, 2019
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Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.
“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully
by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018
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