tubing

The act of sneaking up behind someone, without being seen, and sucking the shat out of them with a straw.

"Hey Jim I'm bored, let's go tubing" "Sounds like a great idea Alex!"

by Carmelo Osperelo January 28, 2015

Tube

A fool, some one who is being used by others and still do things for them. They like do things for people who use them. 'Someone' typically referring to teenagers.

They being called a tube refers to them being like a personal slave

"Go do this for me"
"Carry my things for me"
""He's like her tube, carrying all her things"

by ...just..j July 23, 2022

Da tube

What old people tryna be cool call youtube

What's up ya wicked cool kids
Y'all wanna hit the skate park
We can do totally radical tricks with my brand new stake board
Someone record me doing a sick trick and then we can post it on da tube

We gotta reach internet fame dudes
Who's with me?

by Soaked Cheese October 5, 2020

Tube terrorist

Used for someone performing a blowjob that uses their teeth.

So i was getting head from Cindy just to find out the bitch is a Tube terrorist! My dick hasnt been the same since.

by PenisDefiner21 January 4, 2022

Fruit tubes

A dick wrapped in fruit roll ups for a handy, then cream filled and sealed.

He made several fruit tubes and gave it to her friends for a snack.

by Spaceace_357 April 18, 2024

slithery tube dude

a snake

Holy shit look at that huge slithery tube dude

by kldgldkgjdlskgwlkdsjg November 28, 2017

Philippian tubes

Where Greek babies came from "way back when".

If your little one asks you "The Question", you can semi-clearly utter, "Philippian tubes" and show him/her a map of the northern-Aegean-Sea area. That way, you are giving an essentially-truthful answer, while still "keeping the conversation G-rated" --- i.e., without divulging any actual "adult-themed" info. Plus said youngster will likely become either bored or "info-overloaded" while staring at the map, and thus will forget about his/her original question.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025