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Super Straight

CLOWNS ๐Ÿ’€
person1: I am super straight

person2: ur a clown
by Yukio._ March 12, 2021
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super bowl

The super bowl is an overglorified football game and the culmination of the professional football season. This also involves many ads which account for more of the duration of this event than the game itself. These ads are often moronic and often involve half-nude chicks. There is also a halftime show where shitty music acts perform their bubble-gum songs. And perhaps, 'entertain' the men.
GAME: This year, its the Seahawks versus the Steelers.

ADS: There is a rush to get a 30 second timeslot for ads during the super bowl. An example of an ad will be Jessica Simpson(probably half nude) advertising Pizza Hut's cheesy sticks or whatever the hell its called. Also expect many Budweiser ads

MUSIC: Janet Jackson did her famous boob act a few years ago. But this year is special. The Rolling Stones will be performing at halftime, so thats a breath of fresh air. I may just watch the halftime for the Stones and then the end to see the score.
by Still Life Tonight February 11, 2006
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Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.
Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?
by Yon Mon May 26, 2011
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super genius

Hey Spencer I heard you got a 94 on the test! You're a genius!
Yeah but Shannon got a 98, she's a super genius..

*cries softly*
by not-a-super-genius August 6, 2011
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Super Blowjob

Dude...Drafting Class is a Super Blowjob
by Kaptn May 3, 2009
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super noob

A person that is almost pitiful at gaming. They are easy pray for computer nerds and have trouble beating other noobs.
U pwned the noob. BFD.
by Pimparoo the ghetto elf April 28, 2005
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Super Nintendo

excessively coolness
-"I just got a new robopuppy"

-"Wow, aren't you just so Super Nintendo"
by pckrby7 August 7, 2008
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