cantonese pudding

A man defecates on a woman’s chest between her breasts and then titty fucks her.

The resulting concoction after he finishes of cum, sweat, and feces is then scraped with a wooden spoon into a bowl and served hot.

“I thought our sex life was boring until he made me some Cantonese pudding”

by Nick0985 October 19, 2021

Pud

Someone who only participates in one activity.

Joe is such a pud, he only plays soccer!

by Copper_fambo April 22, 2020

Pud

a mud puddle

We can't sled on that Hill because there's a pud at the bottom

by YoureWelcome___ January 29, 2022

Puds

a girl who loves hot wax and stinky toes. she loves spending time with a taylor and losing to him at imsg games

puds has been eyeing you up lately she may lick your toes

by Tallasaurus October 02, 2022

Pud

The genitalia of a Ken Doll

When you undress Barbie's boyfriend, you can see his Pud.

by Sal Goodmane January 18, 2021

Pud

A person who is an idiot and/or simple minded.

Mike is a pud for letting his ex-girlfriend spend his paycheck.

by Marry1000 November 20, 2015

PUD

The kind of person who orders pasta at a pizza place. A total failure of a person.

"Check out that dude over there ordering spaghetti like a fucking PUD."

by WhiteYeezus April 12, 2015