nut blast

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

by Dante September 18, 2003

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

Nut Chowder

Semen, specifically that which is quite thick in nature.

"She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to find out that nothing takes the chill off quicker than a bellyful of warm Nut Chowder."

"Nut Chowder stays chunky.....EVEN in milk."

"Pass the nut chowder, please."

by Poop S. June 11, 2006

bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra October 5, 2008

Coconut nut

The coconut nut is a giant nut if you eat too much you´ll get very fat.

Coconut nut song: Its a cocofruit (its a coco fruit) from the coco tree (from the coco tree) from the cocopalm flamily (lalalalala)

by Luxio# January 27, 2021

Slithering Nuts

Sliding your nuts from left to right, much like a slithering snake, across a females face.

What if i slithered my nuts across a girls face in public? Call them slithering nuts.

by JakeSpecs August 6, 2020

Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.

Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.

by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023