Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.
Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!
by boink! March 04, 2022
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Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd
by urasscrack January 12, 2019
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Mega Clit

A entity with a rather larger than average clitoris. Usually more than half an inch.
Joe: I pulled this chick last night, she was peng but had a mega clit.
Dad: We have all been there, thats how i met your mother.
by ClungePumper420_69 March 10, 2021
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mega-Chihuahua

a horrible mega-mind movie.
oh that new mega-mind movie? yeah that's a mega-Chihuahua.
by whapdidlium. March 06, 2024
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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
by Handle can't b blank November 05, 2019
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no mega u

Every dimension collapses into itself and the person who said ur mom "mega" gay or ur dad "mega" lesbian is thrown inside the collapsing dimensions while the person who said no mega u receives a free planet with bitches and cocaine where he does whatever he wants
Someone: "ur mom MEGA gay"
You: "no MEGA u"
*Everything disapears
by Zucc's son April 16, 2018
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A newly discovered and extremely contagious disease. With capabilities to take out millions, scientists wonder of the possibilities of its use in warfare.
One country could use its tyrannosaurus mega super aids to defend and overcome rapid machine gun fire.
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