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three-point landing

Refers to when a dude jumps your bones in a flying leap and plops down "in perfect alignment" on top of you, with his cock inside your love-tunnel and his hands cupping down on your boobs.
Three-point landings are very pleasurable in and of themselves, but give da guy an extra "point" if he also lands wif his lips on yours, so dat the two of you can start "double-thrusting" (i.e., simultaneous lulu and tongue-action) immediately.
by QuacksO March 1, 2019
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land that knows no parting

In old American gospel songs, heaven is the land of no parting from loved ones.
We will meet again, in the land that knows no parting!
by I, Wreckerrr September 6, 2021
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tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013
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landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.
(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"
by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006
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La La Land

Fuck, I can't believe Johnny moved to La La Land!
by semen February 10, 2005
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La La Land

Dude, that chick is from La La Land. Wear a party hat.
by Bud Dickman February 19, 2005
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basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.
Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.
by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017
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