Skip to main content

Liberal

Something a 9 year old called me.
Me: stop doing that thing which is currently annoying me
Some kid: sandwichfucker69 is a liberal
by Sandwichfucker69 December 29, 2021
mugGet the Liberalmug.

liberalitis

Medical definition for anyone who lives too close to the world's tallest buildings.

When someone lives in an urban center too long and loses their touch with God.

Individuals that are institutionalized into a government program not designed by the military, such as schools,hospitals, most government programs, whether it be county, state or Federal.

Can be contracted by talking with large groups of these individuals for too long.

It is a mindset given to a person who believes in sacrificing themselves for the good of others. (Supposedly) as long as it benefits them.
My sister went to school to become a teacher and came home with a touch of liberalitis.
by Jake4260 October 17, 2023
mugGet the liberalitismug.

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.
That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.
by Thekinkmaster January 26, 2022
mugGet the Liberal wet dreammug.

Weed out the liberals

Weed out the liberals is a party / cult that costs 50:USD Per person
Bob: I’m in the weed out the liberals ! Ritcherd : COOL! Il join too!
by Kristine jenster. September 1, 2022
mugGet the Weed out the liberalsmug.

liber

HES A NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my name is NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA liber
by LOL SNISCOPE July 6, 2017
mugGet the libermug.

Partisan-line liberalism

The same 5 leftist suppositions regurgitated repeatedly by people who literally think they are more intelligent than anyone who disagrees with them. Because if they were smart they would think what I think! Right? For example: The conflation of abortion and healthcare. The idea ender is a social construct (Which it's not but you're willing to collectively pretend that it is for the sake of making people feel the way you want them to feel and that's all that matters boy-oh-boy are you suuuper willing to collectively PRETEND things reach a desired outcome. It's almost like... You don't actually care). If there are disparate outcomes between people it can be attributed to UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION (which we care so much about) and nothing else. Like, if all the retards with fat cocks were getting all of the women. It would clearly be because of societal or systematic discrimination and demonization of not retarded, not fat cocks. Otherwise the outcomes would be the same... Right? Or is there NOT discrimination against those things? Nevermind. It seems like a lot of atheists are using this dogma to supplant the religion they abandoned. You're required accept all of the suppositions based on an appeal to an authority... That is superordinate to all other authorities (even if there are other authorities who contradict them)... Who wrote a book... Why does this sound familiar?
Partisan-line liberal "Trans women are real women!"

Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"

Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."

Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."

Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."

Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."

Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."

Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."

Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"

Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2023
mugGet the Partisan-line liberalismmug.

Flaming liberal

Syonomous with virtue signaling, in the sense of making a show of being phony about one's convictions.
The flaming liberals of Martha's Vineyard rushed to greet the undocumented migrants dumped on their doorstep.
by Hugh Jorgan, Sr. November 11, 2022
mugGet the Flaming liberalmug.

Share this definition