Holding out your hand with your palm turned upward and your fingers separated and curled slightly, like you are holding a hardcore goblet.
by kkegel April 25, 2009
A sexual process of giving your partner a hand job but before they ejactulate you punch then in the genitals
Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.
Give them a H.J. but before they E.J. you punch them in the B.
by Frogers October 18, 2004
When a friend of yours does something stupid or funny yet uncalled for , there by making the situation funny. Your friend must extend his hand , and you must slap either gently or hard. Note if you slap it harder then required then thats hands on you and he can slap your hand.
Tim: dam look at that gurl she looks so good ;)
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)
They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands
Bret: dude thats ma ex that i just broke up with , thats hands man
Tim: alright (extends his hand)
Bret:(slaps hand)
They then laugh about stupid shit and if somethen stupid gets said thats hands
by Willfredson of your mom August 14, 2012
When a guy hasn't jacked off in a really long time, so he has two "hand grenades" in his pants. He uses his hand to 'pull the pin,' and the Hand Grenades explode, ejecting 'shrapnel.'
Dude, I didn't jack off for like a week, and when I pulled the pin last night, my Hand Grenades EXPLODED!!!!!
by totallynotaposer August 31, 2016
by Jessegurl808 July 19, 2018
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee watch the door I need to change before we leave work!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
Kaylee : Ok but there are two doors?
Kiersten : Just make sure no one comes in I'm not wearing a bra!
Kaylee: Ok!
Steve : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's Kiersten's boobs!
Kaylee : Hand Bra Kiersten! Hand Bra!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee I told you to watch the door!
Steve : Ohh! Good Idea! Hand Bra!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get your hands off my breast's you creap!
Kaylee : Wow maybe next time you will wear a bra!
Kiersten : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop November 15, 2017
My brother broke his right hand last summer. He had to start dating his "other girlfriend" if ya' know what I mean.
by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005